'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 10

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck Bass Boat

Driving Etiquette for Rednecks

  • Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
  • Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
  • Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
  • When you get gas tell the worker to twist the rag three times because if he doesn't the service light will come on.

 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

...your stair master has an ashtray.

...your front porch collapses and more
than six dogs are killed.

...you've ever been kicked out of the zoo
for heckling the monkeys.

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A
REDNECK SAY...

  • Give me the small bag of pork rinds

  • Deer heads detract from the decor.

  • She's too old to be wearing a bikini.

  • Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

  • Trim the fat off that steak.
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