'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 15

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck Dishwasher

MORE FAVORITE REDNECKS SAYINGS

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"That’s slicker than otter snot."

"He’s busier than a cat covering doo-doo on a marble floor."

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch
on the way down."

 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to
fill your deer quota.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they
all say Cool Whip on the side.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
 

OVER HEARD AT A GATHERING OF REDNECKS

"He's a nice enough guy,
but I don't think he has
enough chlorine in his gene pool."
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