'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 16

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck Houseboat

You Know You're At a Redneck Church if...

…the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

…people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

…when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and five guys and two women stand up.

MORE FAVORITE REDNECKS SAYINGS

"You're as handy as a cow on a crutch."

"You got to be 10% smarter than the equipment
you're runnin'."

"My sister is so ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around
her neck to get the dogs to play her."

 

 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
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