'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 17

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck House Alarm

You Know You're At a Redneck Church if...

...in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

... Baptism is referred to as "branding."

 ..."Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.
 

MORE FAVORITE REDNECKS SAYINGS

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch
on the way dow."

"I'm about as welcome at my inlaws
as a hair in a biscuit."
 

 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does
a $100,000 worth of improvement.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You missed 5th grade graduation
because you had jury duty.
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