'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 19

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Redneck Planter

REDNECK DICTIONARY

Today's Word: "BARD"

Verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

REDNECKS DRINKING AND DRIVING

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Budweisers.

Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a
po-leece roadbloack! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on out foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.

They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"

"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
 

 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

you turned your son in to the police because you thought he was hooked on Phonics.

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