oun.
A calendar division.
Usage : "My brother from Jawjah bard my
pickup truck and
I taint herd from him in
munts."
You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
...the collection plates are really hub caps
from a '56 Chevy.
... instead of a bell, you are called to
service by a duck call.
...the minister and his wife drive matching
pickup trucks.
YOU'RE
A REDNECK IF...
Going
to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a
flashlight.
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