'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 21 - August 14, 2006


REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
Real people, really!

Redneck Catfishing


REDNECK DICTIONARY

Today's Word: "MUNTS"

Noun. A calendar division.
Usage : "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck a
nd I taint herd from him in munts."


You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...

...the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

... instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.

...the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.


 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.


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