'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 23

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck Horseshoes

REDNECK DICTIONARY

Today's Word: "Far"

Noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

YOUR KNOW YOU'RE AT
A REDNECK CHURCH IF...

 ...the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".

... "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.

... the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now!! Ya Hear"

REDNECK MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Adenoids
Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto

Anasthesia
Russian princess y'all red 'bout in skool.

Antacid
aloosinagenic drugs used by itty bitty bugs.
 
Bowel
A alfabet letter like A, E, I, O, or U or why?

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