'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 26

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck Bride

REDNECK DICTIONARY

Today's Word: TIRE

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.

YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY...

 

"I'll have grapefruit instead
of biscuits and gravy."
 

REDNECK MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Cauterize
 
Made eye contact with her
 
 
D&C
Where Washington is
 
Dilate
To live long

Enema 
Not a friend

Fester 
Quicker than the other guy

Fibula
A small lie
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