'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 3

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
Real people, really!

Ahhh, the good life! Nut'n like a good soak with the boys.


REDNECK FUNNY of the DAY

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

** BONUS LAUGH **

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.


THINGS A REDNECK WILL NEVER SAY...

Alex, I'll take Shakespeare for 1000.

Duct tape won't fix that.

I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.


YA KNOW YER A REDNECK IF...

Your TV gets 500 channels,
but you go outside to use the bathroom


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