The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special  Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennesse and Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just  like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale  Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.