'Neck News - Vol. 2 Issue 9

REDNECK PHOTO of the DAY
 Real people, really!

Redneck hot tub'n

Driving Etiquette for Rednecks

  • Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

  • When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

  • Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

  • When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

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 YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A
REDNECK SAY...
  • Who is Richard Petty?
  • I think deer tastes nasty.
  • Honey, kick the dog out of the bed.
  • Duct tape won't fix that.
  • Please, don't park in the yard.
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